A polish woman told me a joke some years ago about church collection. The joke gows thus:
A priest was asked what he does with the offertory/ monetary collection people give every Sunday. In his reply, the priest said that the money belongs to God.
He was further asked how the money gets to God. The priest explained that he takes the money to his room after every Church service and throws the whole money up. God takes what he needs and leaves for him what he does not need. In this case every money that falls to the floor belongs to him (the priest).
Happy new week my dearest friends.
Angelo Chidi Unegbu